WHAT?: Wyclef Jean Running for President in Haiti

It's not exactly a shocker, however it is shocking. Haitian rap artist Wyclef Jean is now running for president of Haiti. He's always been a supporter of his own home country, especially during the devastator earthquake. Although his charity was clouded with rumors of fraud and such, I'm pretty sure his intentions will be perfectly clear on this one. This is what Wyclef had to say.

"I wanted to bring Santa Claus to the slums because these kids were poor but I didn't feel like they shouldn't have a Christmas, so I brought a carnival into the slum and I took a helicopter and I landed with my daughter and a Santa Claus right in the middle of Cité Soleil."

He was staying as he always does in Haiti in the Hotel Montana. Three weeks later, on 12 January, the entire building was reduced to rubble in the massive Haitian earthquake.

"We escaped death by a few weeks. So that's why I'm standing [for president]. Maybe I could have waited another 10 years for this, but this is urgent. Singing about policy is not enough. I've seen musicians sing about it all their life. I've taken the position to not only exercise what we are singing about, but to see if we could take five years to move this country into a better direction."

For some reason, this excites me more than do our own retarded politics. I think it's because this candidates is actually in a position to do something great for a broken country, and not only that, he most likely will, and mark his place in history. No homo.
Hit the jump for the full story.
vi@the Guardian.co.uk

WHAT?: KanYe Performs EVERYWHERE

Who the hell knows why KanYe's touring social network headquarters, but he's also decided to drop by Twitter, and although they don't have their own social network, well at least I don't think so, Rolling Stone headquarters. Hit the jump for KanYe's sermon/rap & blowing up his ego @the Rolling Stones.

WHAT?: KanYe Performs NEW Album Material for Facebook

Who knows why the hell he was at Facebook, but he was definitely in the zone up there looking corporate. I'm sure if he fell he would've just gotten back up and kept going. More after the jump.

WHAT?: KANYE WEST GETS A TWITTER ACCOUNT

Oh no! You know what that means? Neither do I but prior to laying low because people discovered he was an asshole, he pretty much said Twitter sucks and I'm never getting one. Well what do you know.

On another note, his album will no longer be called Good Ass Job:
“The album is no longer called Good Ass Job I’m bouncing a couple of titles around now.”
vi@KanYe's Twitter

WHAT?: Snoop Dogg wants to rent entire COUNTRY

Snoop reportedly wants to rent the entire nation of Liechtenstein, the entire country! And he was actually in talks to do so. What for? a video shoot. Apparently the deal fell apart due to Snoop's time constraints. What's more, not even the people of Liechtenstein knew of this until it was printed in "The Daily Mirror", needless to say they didn't take kindly to the news. I'm willing to bet that even if the deal was made, there would be some civic unrest. It seems Snoop Dogg needed all 61 square miles of Liechtenstein for the video shoot.

While the whole thing seems extremely ridiculous, I live in a city that's 75 square miles, and it's not entirely crazy when I think of Snoop wanting to rent my whole city. Well not really, but definitely unheard of. I guess the fact that it's an entire country he wants to rent makes it sound much more obscene. I wonder what video he was planning on shooting.

WHAT?: KAT STACKS GETS PUNK'D

They literally found this bitch on the street and held her hostage until she apologized for, according to them, all the lies she's told. I mean, of course she's an attention whore and just an overall whore, but even she doesn't really deserve this. Who give a shit about what some prostitute is saying about you. Full story and clips after the jump





edit: Apparently, some rappers set her up and that's how they got a hold of her, anyways this rat is seriously retarded. Watch the video below which she made just after she got slapped around like a fish. Seriously, what kind of damage do you think you are doing by giving out a number?


Signs off with: Lil Twist fuck you! You still got a little dick bitch.

Sort of can't feel bad for her now. Look out for the next Kat Stacks getting slapped video coming soon! Hahahahahaha! Watch her first beat down here along with a hilarious parody.

WHAT?: Asian Mario Guy 'Mushroom Kingdom Gurls' (Katy Perry Parody)

Pretty funny, even if you don't like Katy Perry or super mario bros.

WHAT?: Pitbull 'Watagatapitusberry'

This is a bit bilingual, but you'll still get some amusement out of this. I just don't understand how you can make "watagatapitusberry" the name of your single. The main chorus is just annoying as fuck and I just cannot see the concept of this all, but at least it might entertain you for a bit while I go and get a bite to eat.